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by Adrian Kosmaczewski
In an era where your favorite JavaScript runtime is rewritten in Rust by an LLM bored at lunchtime, and we need gigabytes of RAM to render a chat application, it is remarkably humbling to look back at the primordial soup of programming. You might scoff, roll your eyes, and adjust your Neovim configuration to stubbornly ignore .f90 files. But while we debate the aesthetic merits of closures, pure functions, and pipe operators, Fortran is still quietly out there, calculating orbital mechanics, running global weather simulations, and generally doing the grown-up work of the world.